my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
more embroidered bread
why the fuck would you embroider bread
I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.
MAGNETO; t h e M A S T E R o f M A G N E T I S M
Magnetism is one of the fundamental forces of nature. Where do you think sunlight comes from? Stellar fusion is born of the interaction between gravity and magnetism. Thank your various deities for the conflict in his soul. Within Erik Lehnsherr is the rational man who struggles constantly with the methods employed by Magneto to achieve what he believes are righteous goals. The child of the holocaust who fears becoming what he most hates. If those two elements ever reconcile, there could be no practical limit to what he might accomplish. - Doc McCoy, Excalibur v3 #11
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous
When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT
I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
THE ONLY THING YOU GOTTA DO IS HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIONS OPEN. LIKES DON’T COUNT. ENDS THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 GO!
PICTURE OF WHAT
I DON’T KNOW YOULL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEEE
I was going to ask why everyone was still doing this because it ended last year and then I realized it is 2014
It is in fact still 2k14
never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
This is so perfect and beautiful and wonderful
Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.